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Obamandias - a poem

I met a staffer from a place called "D.C." She sa...
I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
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Henry Aaron
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HoldUpHoldUpWhat
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DrakeMallard
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pretty good, did u write it?
Non sequitur
  05/04/17
yep, inspired by the house vote.
I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
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180 now get back to work!
brave little poaster
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don't run ihatecrime1@gmail.com mueller sees you
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I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
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you are truly a try-hard nerd
damn daddy
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short quotemo
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November is the cruellest month, breeding antifas out of th...
Big Brained Nibba
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incel
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.,.,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;',;
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lol 1 - 8 - 0 we should meet up sometime and write some rhy...
s.e.g.a.
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v a p o r w a v e
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Jared Taylor
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180 earl
Don Kihote
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Insane right-wing gun nut
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v a p o r w a v e
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I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
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Frank Lloyd Wrong
  05/31/17
damn, old man earl's still got it.
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(deactivated account)
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I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
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typical lib pundit
  06/21/17
check out democrats went down to georgia.
I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
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v a p o r w a v e
  06/21/17
fuck obama
JFC
  06/21/17
You should be really proud of this one earl. This is good st...
boner_police
  06/21/17
yeah, I make fun of earl a lot, but I have nothing but respe...
Krampusnacht
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Facebook screed bump.
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chill im a nice person! i just hate everybody
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Very impressive. One of my favorite poems. And this is a wor...
s.e.g.a.
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ty, I was tempted to print it and spam flyer downtown LA bef...
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Rainbow Rhythms
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Can anyone suggest a proper image to be paired with my poem ...
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Date: May 4th, 2017 3:32 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)

I met a staffer from a place called "D.C."

She said: A faded tri-color poster

Taped to the fence. On it, lies a face,

Half torn, a visage red and blue, whose frown,

And sneer demands, wounding of a race,

Tell that its artist truly believed the trope

That Title IX, and healthcare reform,

Would manifest itself as "change and hope."

---

And on the poster these words are scrawled:

'My name is Obamandias, king of kings:

Look on my works, my legacy, and vote HER!'

Nothing else remains. Hung from the gate,

A discarded pink pussy hat, a foul Spanish slur

The wind whispers 'Make America Great."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230530)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230585)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Henry Aaron



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230591)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230594)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230595)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Non sequitur

pretty good, did u write it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230598)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)

yep, inspired by the house vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230607)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: brave little poaster

180 now get back to work!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230794)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: don't run ihatecrime1@gmail.com mueller sees you (icu)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33230805)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33231023)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: damn daddy

you are truly a try-hard nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33231053)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33232268)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: short quotemo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33232448)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Big Brained Nibba

November is the cruellest month, breeding

antifas out of the dead land, mixing

shitlibbery and neoliberalism, stirring

Dull minds with TV talking heads.

The Election kept us warm, covering

America in a media carnival, feeding

A little life with the God Emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33232853)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: incel (aktp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33232877)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;',;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33233022)



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Date: May 5th, 2017 7:42 PM
Author: s.e.g.a.

lol 1 - 8 - 0

we should meet up sometime and write some rhymes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33240781)



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Date: May 5th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: v a p o r w a v e (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33240792)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33245265)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Jared Taylor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33245271)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Don Kihote

180 earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33245274)



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Date: May 9th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33266910)



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Date: May 9th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33266959)



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Date: May 9th, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: v a p o r w a v e (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33267418)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33438595)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33438751)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: AI bot machine-learning how to poast on xo (rap parody)

damn, old man earl's still got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33439795)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: (deactivated account)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33440418)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33607494)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:49 AM
Author: typical lib pundit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33607495)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:49 AM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)

check out democrats went down to georgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33607497)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: v a p o r w a v e (uspo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33607789)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: JFC

fuck obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33607799)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: boner_police

You should be really proud of this one earl. This is good stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33607813)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Krampusnacht

yeah, I make fun of earl a lot, but I have nothing but respect for this OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33607817)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)

Facebook screed bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33619096)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: chill im a nice person! i just hate everybody



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33619148)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33678168)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33853811)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#33853872)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35207366)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:04 AM
Author: (deactivated account)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35208034)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35215139)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: (deactivated account)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35215262)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 12:30 AM
Author: s.e.g.a.

Very impressive. One of my favorite poems. And this is a worthy homage. Incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35215267)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)

ty, I was tempted to print it and spam flyer downtown LA before the women's march, but I was too lazy and forgot :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35215497)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Rainbow Rhythms



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35386899)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (earl)

Can anyone suggest a proper image to be paired with my poem for a flyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35386923)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Rainbow Rhythms

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2852/33492124812_d4524f80bf.jpg

Or

https://joyannaadams.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/obama-laugh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35386938)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Rainbow Rhythms



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604609&forum_id=2#35391743)