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Allen Edmonds (A Poem)

Stomp stomp stomp Up Madison Avenue I go Stomp stomp s...
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@therealpeternorth
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180 billion. Coming from a poster with Park Avenues in Merlo...
Terence McKenna
  07/17/16
Lmao. This comes from a bro who paid $400 for the black ones...
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Haha. I did too. Also bought a matching Merlot belt for $98
Terence McKenna
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Worst part is I wore the AEs to death and they got salt pwnd...
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Lol Man U can't wear them to death
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bowlcut autist
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you are a beautiful mind
beta cuck provider
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*Daughtey Everytime You Come Around* plays
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brokeback moonman
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i sang this like a march
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michael doodikoff
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meth
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absolutely devastating
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So we looked at the data
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Yeshu the Sorcerer
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Holy shit 180. I miss Johnsmeyer.
Martin Prince
  02/13/18
He lives in all of us, my fellow celestial body.
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crewman (space force)
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Amazing poem. A truly inspiring reminder of how this website...
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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)


Stomp stomp stomp

Up Madison Avenue I go

Stomp stomp stomp

To 55th I go

Walk in to Allen Edmonds

"Do you need help?"

Oh no. I know what I want

To the park avenues I go

Stomp stomp stomp

To the parked avenues I go

"Oh a sale! $240!

I'll take the Park avenues to go!"

The sales rep smiled

"But they're only in Merlot!"

I thought myself

"Oh no one will know!"

Off to work the next day

Off to court I go!

Off to the Southern District

I whisper to myself

"The Marshals won't know"

I waited for 45 minutes

"Oh this line is so slow!"

The Marshal heard me,

"Wait your turn you Homo!"

So there I waited

Until it was my time to go.

Up to the metal detector

With my Allen Edmonds Merlot.

"Hahahaha!

Who would ever stoop so low!"

Shouted the marshal

"To buy Allen Edmonds merlot!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954651)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

980789686343

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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: zarathustra



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:37 PM
Author: nights



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)




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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: @therealpeternorth (i choose violence)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954720)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Terence McKenna

180 billion. Coming from a poster with Park Avenues in Merlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954731)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)


Lmao. This comes from a bro who paid $400 for the black ones like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954741)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:47 PM
Author: Terence McKenna

Haha. I did too. Also bought a matching Merlot belt for $98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954747)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)


Worst part is I wore the AEs to death and they got salt pwnd. Then the morning of my wedding came up and I ended up getting a pair of Johnson and murphys bc that's all men's warehouse had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954756)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Terence McKenna

Lol Man U can't wear them to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954767)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: bowlcut autist



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: beta cuck provider

you are a beautiful mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954752)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)


*Daughtey Everytime You Come Around* plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#30954761)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#31152252)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: August 10th, 2016 1:45 PM
Author: Ciroc Obama (autist-in-residence)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: brokeback moonman (luis)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"




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Date: August 10th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: "'"""




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Date: August 10th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: .....................:......:::.......;...........


i sang this like a march

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#31152318)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: michael doodikoff



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: meth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35353871)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35353874)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35353875)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Yeshu the Sorcerer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35391741)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Martin Prince (ETH tip jar: 0xB6BC7b257E294f49fAB12Fe1C2C499Be9315725B)

Holy shit 180. I miss Johnsmeyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35391797)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Super Not Okay (High Constitutional Moment)

He lives in all of us, my fellow celestial body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35391818)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: crewman (space force)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35391800)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Super Not Okay (High Constitutional Moment)

Amazing poem. A truly inspiring reminder of how this website not only stimulate's our mind's but also stirs our emotions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35391815)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: I'm getting a Sybian for x-mas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35702138)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: and when i started to squeeze the bar brother (http://youtu.be/sqLsqHctThU)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35702148)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289399&forum_id=2#35702152)